Thursday, 10 January 2019

Tuesday, 8 January 2019

Monday, 7 January 2019

Equity Analyst Translations

Equity Analyst ratings changes in plain English:

"Buy" → I have a friend that needs to unload.

"Hold" → I gotta get paid for doing something, so here it is.

"Sell" → I have a friend that wants to load the boat.

"Sector Perform" → Gotta write something about this, so here.

"Outperform" → I have a friend that needs to unload but he isn't that important.

 "Underweight" → This thing was a POS from the get go.

"Overweight" → Best house in a shitty neighbourhood. "

"Price Target Lowered" → We're dumber than we first thought.

"Price Target Raised" → Everyone else is raising it, so we are. Besides, chart says momentum is building up.